Update!

Burlesque...singing.....photography....is there anything she can't do!!

Last Saturday I was fortunate enough to attend The Blue Room Cabaret Show held at the Playhouse Theatre in Northampton where Nicole was staging two of her many talents, singing and burlesque.  The venue was very intimate and catered for around 50 people, all of which glowed in the seductive ambiance of the room.

The 'Diamonds outfit Photo by GothX

Nicole opened up the performance with her well known burlesque routine to ‘Sparkling Diamonds’ from the movie ‘Moulin Rouge’ and it was fabulous!!! Looking ravishing in her black and sparkling attire, the routine was indeed captivating and I can understand why Miss Luli Blue (owner of the Blue Room Cabaret show) insists on a repeat performance.  The audience were a tough bunch to please but indeed became like dominoes' when one started clapping, the whole room broke out in applause.



Nicole at the Blue Room Photo by Eleena Davies

This was also extended when Nicole appeared in her Jessica Rabbit style dress and sang three songs in the second half of the show.  Despite microphone difficulties and the smothering heat wave on stage, she gave a wonderful rendition of 'Sooner or Later', 'All that Jazz' and the ever loving 'Big Spender' (the last I have to say was my favourite) and looked fabulous in her red sequinned dress.  I must insist on a duet one of these days, although am karaoke queen so not exactly one who 'can' sing!!



Honey Malone photo by Eleena Davies

Other acts included the ever gracious Honey Malone (who I had the pleasure of meeting for the first time), the beautiful Elektra whose belly dancing had us all stare in awe (it definitely put Shakira to shame!) and the Las Vegas' head-liner, Ms Karla Joy; whose mother I had the privilege to sit next to!  I have to say where there's an American I usually find them – I do love the American accent (so beware I may stalk you if you have that lovely accent!).

Electra Belly Dancer photo by Eleena Davies

The acts were indeed very talented, very brave and very inspiring (I did wonder what would happen if I jumped up on stage and attempted to burlesque and sing – I think that walking cane would hook me and drag me off stage!).

Due to the horrific weather (I still think the sunshine is a figment of my imagination!) the theatre was very hot which meant nipple tassles flying off and very hot performers becoming hot in body temperatures!! Regardless of this, they did amazing and the beautiful Luli Blue, despite her painful knee injury served as a marvellous and entertaining compère and ended the show with a stunning burlesque performance to the Adam's Family theme tune.

After the event (excitement bubbled as I get to stalk my favourite stalkee in person), the performers and audience congressed to the bar and the atmosphere was buzzing.  I had the wonderful company of John by my side (Nicole's partner) and Nicole soon joined us in a very simple but stunning retro black and red hemmed 50's style dress.  A G & T at hand, ready for the red haired beauty (her favourite drink may I add), there are no words to do her justice but she looked stunning!  Her flawless make-up accentuated her beautiful eyes and I couldn't help but stare at her the whole time I was talking to her!!  Good job John was there too or I might have pounced ;p!!

The performances given were wonderful to watch and I would definitely recommend it to anyone who hasn't endured Ms Luli Blues Cabaret show.  I would (of course) recommend Nicole as an entertainer as well as a photographer as she is indeed, exceedingly captivating.  A show well worth seeing!

photo by Eleena Davies

And the stalker returns!!

The sun is shining, heat waves are burning our pale bodies and I am sitting drinking Red Bush tea with Ms Nicole Klein – life is perfect indeed!  Looking incredibly sexy in smocks and a t-shirt and her stunning hair pulled back with a 50's scarf tied round the base of her head, I couldn't help notice how she glowed in the sunlight!  It must be something about the sunshine that brings our inner selves out; well if that is the case then SUN COME OUT MORE OFTEN!!

The unicorn tattoo...captured by Sean Buckley

What I did notice straight away was Nicole's fabulous and unique unicorn tattoo on her left arm.  It was peeking out underneath the arm of her t-shirt and so one has to be nosy when one is ones stalker!  Tattoo's are beautiful if you choose the right one or have it custom made, and they are also addictive....speaking of which I wonder what my stalkee would say if I had her tattooed on me – or better still a picture of an hourglass inked cheekily on my thigh....oooooo decisions decisions!!

Well the talented Nicole has been very busy this week, from finalising her extraordinarily amazing calender with the beautiful hourglass girls (don't worry guys I will insist on being on it next year ;D), preparing for her singing and burlesque performance at the Blue Room in Northampton (26^th May – sold out I’m afraid!) to attending a stunning art exhibition of the talented Chris Christoforou's.

Teaser alert...

Firstly, yes 'the' calender shoots are finished!!  The hourglass girls are stunning in Nicole's photographs (yes I did have a peek – this is what stalkers do!!) and the background design, superbly designed and created by the charming John Coppinger brings the prints to life.  So much so that there is talk of turning some of the pages into posters – I would definitely recommend purchasing one of these when these beauties go on sale (we will keep you informed!).

These are definitely two very talented and gracious people whose gifts truly brings out the best in people, models or your average Joe's!!  A very special shout out and thank you to the Hourglass Calendar Girls who I now can announce (in alphabetical order) as:

Hourglass Girl Annabel

Hourglass Girl Kristelle O'Chocolat

Abi De Carteret                       

Annabel

Catt Heels

Charlie

Honor Claire

Jen

Kristelle O'Chocolat

Lisa

Honey Malone

Luli Blue

Mandy L Angel

Rosie

Hourglass Girl Luli Blue

Crazy lady escapes mental institute...

GRRRROWWLL...

Speaking of talent.....Nicole growls and hisses!!!  Now if there is one of my most favourite things it is a growler/purrer; only because I cannot roll my tongue myself (and the shivers it gives me everytime one does it!!).  Yes I am quite sure that deep down there is a tiger inside of her coming out when on stage (and who knows where else ;p)!!  She was telling me how, when she's really angry (usually at random strangers, particularly inconsiderate people who 'invade her private space bubble'!!) she starts hissing at people.

Well that was it, I couldn't contain my giggles any longer; can you imagine this stunning red head snapping her head round and hissing at you in the street; you'd be looking for the nearest mental nurse to escort her away.  But notes taken......do not annoy Nicole!! And especially NEVER EVER shorten her name – she may end up pouncing on you and hissing at you.  'It's two syllables for goodness sake, it really isn't that hard to say my name'!! Good job I've never tried, although, that one to one contact may be interesting although frightening at the same time!! (Oh and never turn up early, the glare is enough to frighten anyone out the house ;D)

The Blue Room, Northampton

Asides from her talent to become a 'crazy lady'; her burlesque and singing abilities will be shown in their full galore this Saturday at the Blue Room which I am very privileged to attend.  I will be sat in the corner with an old newspaper, with eyes cut out to peep at her 'peep show'!!  I am very excited.  I have heard Nicole sing on Harry and Edna's radio show but have not actually seen her perform live yet, so will have my notebook at the ready.  I did ask if she will grace me with her presence on the night and her reply – 'I may have to point you out'!  Well if that is the case then one will have to swap the mac for a very alluring corset to attract other potential stalkees who may be in the audience or on stage ;p!  So fans and potential stalkees galore – keep an eye out, I am going public!!

Chris Christoforou

Last Saturday Nicole and her partner John attending the very talented and awe-inspiring artists, Chris Christoforou and Richard Smith’s wildlife exhibition at Woburn Abbey.  Nicole radiantly gushed at these gentlemen's artwork, exclaiming the details which each painting captures and the tools used.  Acrylics and oils are the choice of materials to work with and through Nicole's enthusiasm makes the paintings even more exquisite.  The exhibition is still in its full heat this weekend so you can also view this gallery of wonder in the Howland Room, Woburn Abbey http://www.woburn.co.uk/events/article/from-field-to-easel-the-fine-art-of-richard-j.-smith-christoforou/

Lion painting by Chris Christoforou

Pet hates.....be warned!!

We were talking about her pet hates today and when put on the spot its hard to list them but we eventually got there and once she started.....well there was no stopping her.  What can I say I bring the best and worst out of my lovely stalkee!!

One of her pet hates include.......'having no style'!  'I just cannot understand why people would go out without looking at the mirror....we all have off days and all have clothes we do gardening or painting in but when out in the centre we should at least make ourselves presentable and wash'.  Brilliant!  Although when she started her rant and soon went onto chipped nail varnish....I quickly hid my chipped nail varnish fingers from sight wishing I had stubs as fingers at that point.  I truly think she looks at me and then it triggers off her pet hates (I told you I bring out the worse and best of her!!).   As for the 'no style' part – this is being said to one who is wearing black pop socks, a stripy black and grey skirt and a black vest top (hhmmm what can I say, I'm a kid at heart!).

'People who don't know their own business and the industry they work in' – yes I have to admit I agree with this.  If you have started out in an industry that your business is solely based on then at least do the research in finding out its history, its competition and its foundations – surely that's logic!  You cannot say you are a first class aircraft pilot when all you have driven is racing cars!  Do not say you are an experienced chef if you have never stepped foot in the kitchen.  Know your business, know what you are up against, expect the hurdles that 'will' be put in your way and challenge you but most of all thrive on what it is you do but do it well!!

Now this next one made me literally laugh out loud.  Picture the scene, a stunning red head sitting relaxed and barefoot in her beautiful garden full of nature and wildlife suddenly springing up, hunching her back and starting to sporadically swinging her arms like a deranged monkey.  My God I couldn't stop laughing at her!!  Her pet hate link to this mad impression – men looking like monkeys when on stage

The monkey dance as performed on The Voice!

'What is it with male singers having this ability to hunch their shoulders and look like a monkey when performing in front of people......it’s awful'.  Well I certainly will take more notice of male performers after she danced this crazy jig in front of me.  Nicole never fails to amaze me!!

What you may not have known...

In her ability to surprise me, although I can see how far her talents stretch too...Nicole kindly told me her love for being in a band.  She has previously been in cover and rock bands enjoying the presence and the power the band gave to her voice. This being said, she also shared a story of one audition – which one has me thinking more Madam Nicole then Singer Nicole:

'When I was about 25, I auditioned for a rock band which was predominantly men.  They had already emphasised that they only play there own songs which I confronted that I did not know and therefore could not audition a song which I had not heard before (some people escape common sense!).  I suggested that I sang a cover track with them and reminded them that we had all learnt to play instruments through cover songs, for which I was met with a hasty look of disdain.  What made it worse is the chauvinistic attitude from the lead member who then decided that my choice of shoe-wear was an imitation of being a rock player!!  They were knee boots that were in fact thigh boots but turned down at the tops.  I turned round to this imbecile, unfolded the top of the boots, stood with my legs spread apart and very calmly said ' you can worship me, you can pray to me but do NOT talk to me' and subsequently left the audition a happier woman'

Absolutely classic scene if you ask me!  I can just imagine this extraordinary woman putting this man in his place – yes I can definitely see Nicole as Madam Nicole indeed – and of course I would be her first female submissive (especially after reading Aemilia Hawk's blog!).

Swing bands are also one of Nicole's loves and one of her all time fantasies is to sing with a swing band playing their splendour with her.....so all those stalkers and fans out there, if you know a fabulous swing band who has a space for a beautiful and talented red haired singer please shout.  You will not be disappointed!!!

Until next week fans and stalkers alike, friends and family embraced enjoy the weekly updates, laugh at Nicole's exclamations and voice your preferences for the next blog!!

I actually saw my beautiful and talented stalkee today – my favourite of all those I currently stalk!

We had a wonderful conversation catching up on the past couple of weeks and relishing in the laughter from various topics we covered.  I must say Nicole's enthusiasm for her shoots is infectious – you sometimes wish you could be a fly on the wall.  Having said that if you have had a photo shoot with Nicole herself, you would definitely agree that her alluring and calming presence makes you putty in her hands.

Pain and Pleasure...

Speaking of shoots, our conversation very quickly moved onto one of her most interesting models – a dominatrix – Aemilia Hawk!  Now instantly my ears prick up and I am open mouthed at this revelation – there is nothing more sexy then a dominatrix!!

The shoot comprised of very sexy teasing shots as well as tongue in cheek 'oo I have done something naughty' poses, which then got renamed as the demonic cheesecake of photo shots! How I would've loved to meet this woman.  This steam punk dressed seductive and hauntingly beautiful woman would definitely have to be added onto my list of who to stalk next!

'Ms Hawk was very charismatic and had quite a presence about her' Nicole exclaimed; and I am sure she would have; after hearing stories of her house slaves instantly placing all women who enter her house on a pedestal and are catered for in their entirety is definitely a woman who knows how to inflict authority!

Aemilia's 'menials' as she calls them would be in demand if they were supplied through a production line; I cannot think of any woman who would not like their own house slave.  And what do they have as a reward/payment for their dues – a good lashing after being tied up by their Mistress!!  To top this they even pay her for this role play!  Yes I think I need to try this, paid to be bossy – yes that could definitely be my new vocation.  In fact Nicole mentioned that this could be the next line of work to take up, a hotel of house slaves and worshipped women – sounds good to me!!

Check Ms Hawk's blog at Velvet Thoughts for more seductive and interesting stories and also fantastic pictures of her dominating self in her wondrous attire! It makes a hilarious read especially her past rules for her female sub-missives. No 7 and No 16 is my favourite!!

Stocking, Bullet bras.....Nicole is exposed!!

Oh that dress!!!

Fantastic news for all us admirers, lovers and stalkers of Nicole – she has alas done a new photo-shoot courtesy of Ms Kristelle O'Chocolat and may I say the photos are stunning from the snippets I saw today.  It is amazing how even more alluring and photogenic Nicole is; she is, without a doubt, a pin-up girl for any man out there!!

Wearing a variation of outfits from her famous red 'Jessica Rabbit' style dress to her newly purchased Vivien of Holloway pinafore high waisted trousers, Kristelle's shots of Nicole were beautiful.  What was even more captivating were the shots of her outside.  With the sun brightly lighting the skies (yes rarity), Nicole's blue eyes were illuminating!!  Oh to have eyes like hers – anyone who saw her would fall in a trance when they saw those eyes!!! Stunning!

We will be seeing more fabulous photos from this shoot in good time – teased out through social networks and her website so all of you who love Nicole, keep your stalking tactics fresh and look out for them!



Its......Burlesque.....where am I again?

One of Nicole's very public talents is her burlesque performances (this I have yet to experience first-hand instead of those videos leaked onto the impromptu site that would be YouTube!).  She was, very enthusiastically, telling me of her daydream disaster and forgetting which side the ties to her clothing was.



Which way does this go?

There was a tie here somewhere!

'The show was called 'Tease and Cake' and for this performance I had decided to change the positioning of each ribbon for each piece of clothing that I would eventually take off in a orderly fashion.  Now usually before I am due on stage the compère gives a vivacious introduction and thus I follow cue, getting into full swing of my act. However when I thought she was going to announce my name, she started singing again and so I drifted off into my own world.  Hence as my name was called, I was still very much in  a glazed merged reality, and consequently had forgotten which side the ribbons were in, in order to remove the correct pieces of clothing bit by bit.  I ended up removing my front skirt instead of the train, could not remove the train as could not find the tie and then being helped by  Anna Fur Laxis who was in the audience waiting for her turn on the stage, pssttinnng me on where the guilty tie was hiding – improvisation darling was her last exclamation!'

Works in the end...

As Nicole was describing the event, it cracked me up.  I could just imagine her whirling this train of her skirt around, gyrating and teasing the audience with her moves, whilst thinking 'ahhhhh' on where the guilty, hiding 'I'm not coming out to play' piece of ribbon was!

Another interesting and comedic burlesque event saw sporadic members of the audience passing inches away from Nicole as she began to undress.  It was hilarious as she described it ' they just kept zooming past me like racing cars.....I was like hello, can you not see what I am doing here....go and …...' well you can guess what she thought!!! ;D!

Moral of the story: if ever you have the privilege to watch Nicole at a show – watch out for the ties (in case she needs your help) and NEVER walk inches in front of her!!!

SHOUT OUT....

Blue Room a week on Saturday will be graced with Nicole's burlesque and singing performance.  It's not too late to stack up on tickets......buy now and prepare yourself for an awe-inspiring show.  It will be hard to miss it!!

 http://www.facebook.com/#!/events/214833498626220/

You may even get up, close and personal after the show as she will be very much in entertaining mode!

Love us...!

Share your comments with us, be as open and as imaginative as your mind lets you.  If anyone has anything they want to read about in this blog, then please get in touch; we always love to hear your views!  Until next time followers......

Tip of the week:  camouflaged umbrellas are the way forward especially if you hang bits of leaves and twigs round the edge!

Another day, another dollar!!

The drought has provided excellent weather for stalking this week...I've been able to camp out without any forms of cover, I've had clear view through the fabulous Nicole's window and I've even developed a great tan!  All in all the drought has been absolutely..........rubbish!

After countless knocks and shouts for mercy, Nicole finally opened the door not looking very happy at all – oops!  A few cups of coffee, and discussions of exciting prospects soon perked her up and I didn't have the urge to hide in the cupboard under the stairs.

Paranormal spooks

What scares us most -  people, blood and gore or the unknown!

Last week we spoke about horrors and one of my all time favourites for that psychological thrill was Paranormal Activity. Like quite a lot of you out there who peeked through your fingers at the film and jumped sky high putting heads in ceilings, this filmed scared the bejesus out of Nicole.

We soon fell into Nicole's other passion – creating zombies, monsters and ghouls– oh and drinking blood (more on that in a bit).  She definitely has an amazing ability to make other people look fabulous and horrific but her talents extend to even making herself look just as beautiful (or disturbingly deathly).

She was letting me know of her close encounter days when working as head of make-up on the Warner Brothers set in Bottrop/Germany.  She had been asked to create zombies and ghouls, monsters and bogeymen throughout the day; even finding time to create an aesthetic mask of horror upon herself (as one does!).   The day was closing in and by the time Nicole left, it was your classic horror scenario; midnight was upon her, the misty weather blurred the nights sky and even a full moon cast its white streak through darkness.

As Nicole started to make her car journey home down the winding deserted country roads, a car suddenly appeared behind her, driving very closely.  As panic set in and no-one else  was in view, visions of horror flashed through her mind; even more so as the car started to overtake and then drove parallel to the car, hovering just feet from her door.  Nicole looked too the side and found two policemen staring back at her.  They took one look at her and sped off into the night.

Nicole in her Halloween make up....eeek!

Puzzled by this reaction, Nicole was racking her brains as to what had just happened 'I couldn't work out why they had hit the gas after they had seen me, but then it dawned it me...I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that I still looked a horrific and deathly zombie'!  I couldn't stop laughing as Nicole told me....can you imagine what these poor policemen thought – I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when they got back to the station exclaiming that Zombies were taking over the world!

A cup of blood anyone...

Would you drink that??

I was sent a picture on my phone of a glass filled of blood with the caption 'look what I just drank' from Nicole earlier on this week.  This woman never seizes to surprise me!  Not only did I think Nicole had been accosted by Bram Stoker's Dracula but after spending nearly an hour at her house she decided that I should try some too!  If you like liquidised toothpaste then Screenface fake blood if for you – well at least you would be a clinical smelling Dracula!  The lifelike colour of the mixture is very surreal but definitely worth an appearance at Halloween.

Nicole was discussing a photo-shoot she had just done with the minty blood in question.  The girl was wearing a very lovely, custom made, white cotton dress and the blood was to be used on the skin of her décolleté.  'I had visions of the blood staining this beautiful dress...' Nicole exclaimed.  She went onto say that as she was shooting her, she could see this blood running down towards her dress and making a beeline for the virginal dress and it was in slow motion that she rushed over to stop the drip.  As the shoot came to a close, the girl got up from the floor only to discover that the guilty blood had dripped onto the floor and had been soaked up on the edges of her dress.  In a look of horror Nicole quickly took the dress and dabbed it with a simple 'moisturising wipe'....and unbelievably it had worked!  The blood came out and the dress was saved.

Phew!

Cabaret comments

One more week darlings for you to send in your fabulous suggestions to Nicole for her to sing at her performance at the Blue Room in Northampton The theme is films; be creative, be wild and think big and powerful!!

And, of course, buy your tickets!

http://www.wegottickets.com/event/164685

Bondage Bear...photo by James Feazey

At a previous event where Nicole had performed, the theme was dolls and puppets; the best suggestion given to her then was to sing......Barbie Girl! Instead Nicole based her performance on a story and her prop of the night....a teddy bear in bondage!  Yes you can imagine, songs like 'Hank Panky' filled the venue!  So please, let’s give her a song that suits Nicole, compliments  her voluptuous and fabulous demeanour and gives her performance a wonderful thrill on the night – oh and gives her ideas for more radical props!

Stalking sites...

Where can we stalk Nicole next I hear you ask....this week she made a special trip to 'Vivien of Holloway' in London with the beautiful Kristelle.  There is a sale on and swing pants and pinafore trousers are in my stalkees line of vision.  Asking if she will be making herself look even more exquisite, her reply was to attend 'incognito' but we will see....Nicole cannot resist a good dress-up and becoming the fabulous diva of London!

There is also the Star Wars convention on Monday in Burnley where the so-wanted swing pants will be making an appearance so special treats for you potential stalkers out there to see Nicole beautifully dressed and looking every inch of the vintage goddess that she is!

On that note...

Time to give Nicole a little breather this week; she has a busy week of shooting servitude and convention appearances.  Do not despair though avid fans out there, we will indeed catch up with her soon but in the meantime stalk away, share your night vision binoculars, stack up on waterproofs and enjoy the fabulous Nicole!

Until next time...

Welcome back lovelies to the world of stalking Ms Nicole Klein; enjoy the blog; comment as you see fit and I hope it brings a smile to your face!

Update: The little teaser line regarding Nicole's amazing new project featured on last weeks blog is still being kept under wraps – it is all hush hush in Ms Klein's house until that right moment of unexpectedness and only then will she release the project as if it is a pot of gold.   I am very excited about this unveiling and if Nicole's enthusiasm and excitement is anything to go by – we ,my darlings, are in for a fantastic treat!

Another week, another dollar:


Stockings are fine...it's the shoes!

 

And so forth, another week of fabulousness at Nicole's house.  This last week has encompassed further photo-shoots including the fabulous Hourglass girls in 2013's calender (with a theme which my stalkee is absolutely passionate about and to give you a little clue as to what it’s all about she will be attending a highly 'themed' convention next month!).  High heels were the focal point of laughter especially when grace and beauty turned into wobbling fairies.

 

Indeed there is something about high heels which is incredibly sexy but at the same time extremely difficult to walk in.  We pretend we are catwalk models, strutting our hips from side to side whilst tottering in 4inch heels but instead we become hunched old ladies outstretching our arms as if we were to hold onto a zimmer frame and positioning our legs out like a box shape, as if we had played rugby all our lives!  Indeed there is something about wearing heels....!

Ms A lure is coming out...

On an entertaining note, the fabulous Nicole A Lure will be performing at the Blue Room Burlesque in Northampton next month which today, led us to discussing the period of time it takes one to develop such a voice (well mostly me interrogating Nicole over endless cups of tea). '1-2 hours at a time a few times a week until that feeling vibrates through your body and you know then, you have sung to the best of your ability'; she also mentioned how replacing your traditional cigarettes with e-cigs has enabled her to reach that high note of ecstasy!  That's where I've been going wrong all this time – I need e-cigs in my life...well for the ecstasy of course!

Movies is the theme for Nicole's performance and what better opening then to 'Science Fiction double feature' – of Rocky Horror Show for all you virgins out there!  I can just imagine her sultry voice, swaying in her Jessica Rabbit dress and then boom transvestites dressed in suspenders and corsets enter the stage strutting their 'thing' throwing feather boas around, jutted arm movements....oops got lost in thought then ;D!!  She is open for suggestions for new material – think madam, think sultry, think Ms A Lure and share your fabulous choice on the comment box below (PRESS COMMENT!!) - the best one will get a shout out on the night and across the social forums.

Horror love...

Horror make-up by Nicole on her friend Joerg

I did unearth another love of Nicole's and that was her greatest pleasure for all things horror (her love at the moment is anything Stephen King – so take notes, this woman knows how to scare another: check out her horror make-up portfolio for evidence at Nicole's other website Eeriebeauty). 

That's right give her blood, gore, your classic horror humour and she is weak at her knees for more.....down Nicole get down I say!

'We can either shy away from the horrors of film, the baddies, the evil opposite but you have to admit we all secretly love that dark side of the unknown/the extreme' and I completely agree; its not the goodies we love but the baddies.  'Alan Rickman was just as fabulous in reality as he was as Snape in Harry Potter' and this is coming from a woman who has seen him work on set – (jealous of Nicole – I certainly am!).  'Splatter movies' are Nicole's favourite out of the horror scene, including titles such as 'Braindead' and Peter Jacksons 'Meet the Feebles'' – hammer horror of the ages (hide the baseball bats and sharp knives – quick!!), although the latter film is more muppets meets chainsaw massacre (don't spit out the popcorn now!)

Leading from horrors, we were sharing our face holding, cushion hugging moments when watching the cult films.  Nicole has watched the original version of 'The Haunting' countless times and still watches it through open fingers, teeth on cushions and with the thought that 'something is going to happen to me whilst watching this film' – how many of us do that!  I have to admit I always end up muting the film and putting up subtitles as the music scares me to pieces – and I'm addicted to horrors!

Where can I stalk her next I hear your ask...

Enough of the secret loves of Nicole – what is next I hear you ask; where is she going; when will she dress up in her fabulous and stunning vintage clothing.  Lest you wait any longer, Ms Klein will be attending many vintage car shows in the next few months including Americana (5-9^th July), Goodwood Revival (14-16^th September) and a sci-fi convention in Burnley with her most darling partner, John next month (7^th May).

This amazing woman who dresses down when everyday life kicks in will be transforming into a voluptuous vintage goddess – literally!  You just have to see her photos on Facebook or on here to see how stunning she is when the transformation takes place!  So watch out all, hide in the bushes, get your binoculars out and capture the red haired beauty as she saunters past with pure style and class!

I will leave you lovely, dedicated fans (who loves to leave comments on this blog....just to remind you one more time) with this last image which Nicole and John described before I left their house.  Naked skydivers........enough said!!!

Until next time...

Good evening ladies (and the occasional gent!), I have been knighted with the role of Nicole's 'official stalker', chains and whips at the hand and words sharpened off my very skilled tongue ;D! 


Stalker Emma!


We have concluded that a blog needs to be one that is kept up to date and from this sudden exclamation, Nicole has asked one's stalking self to implement her weekly/monthly events through my rapid fingers and onto her website. And that is what I intend to do; so please as Nicole's clinically insane stalker, enjoy her spontaneous events, her witty tales and thrive in the tales of her very colourful life.............A Lure the alluring!

April 2012

One's glorious day out.....

The blog is reinvented.......and what better start then Ms Klein's visit to 18 New Quebec Street with the lovely Kristelle O’Chocolat.  It was the opening of Kiss Me Deadly's wonderful London boutique, which they share with Paolita (full address Paolita Boutique, 18 New Quebec Street, W1H 7RX, London) offering delightful mini cupcakes as a welcome token, complete with the femme fatale displays of exquisite underwear and swimwear.  Kiss Me Deadly’s own Catherine and Dave were (of course) wonderfully charming and made one feel divine in such a splendour of glory, according to Nicole.

Such a delight was the opening that of course Nicole and Kristelle's first stop after this enchanting boutique and some light lunch was Harvey Nichols, Bubbleology one which sold an amazing concoction of tapioca, coconut milk and grape jelly.  Yes the combination did make me ask 'and that is a drink?'  but it certainly intrigued me to find out about the bizarrely made drink.  According to Nicole, you drink the concoction through a straw and it is divine; as is the bubble tea!  I must've evaded this Alice in Wonderland sounding tea and am making it my mission to seek such a beauty!

But alas what is bubble tea I hear you cry, shouting at the screen as if it can 'hear' you.  Well according to Nicole and the joys of the internet it is 'sweetened tea, with added flavouring (sometimes fruity), shaken with ice and served with dozens of little jellied chewy tapioca balls inside known as pearls' – indeed an appetising shake.  One will let you know if it as drinkable as it sounds!

As an added bonus to Nicole and Kristelle’s venture out into the wonderful streets of London, they were cast a look of satisfaction and approval by a very camp but beautifully dressed, posh gentleman.

Nicole wore the same dress last year at Goodwood!

Nicole dressed to the nines in a simplistic but beautiful grey and pink lined dress, made by Bettie Page Clothing, complimented by contrast seamed stockings by What Katie Did, black high heels and a mane of stunning red curly hair, with Kristelle looking divine in a black and pink wiggle dress by Bernie Dexter and so was the retro look of these girls that this well-spoken gentleman complimented their look 'declaring how fabulous they looked and how refreshing it was to see two ladies who truly looked after themselves and showed their exquisite femininity'.

Indeed it had sounded like the duo had been promoted to the 'elite' group, after being complimented by the top of the elite chain himself – a truly privileged day out all round!

Yearly wonder........The Calendar

2013's calendar is going to be absolutely fabulous by Nicole's enthusiastic praise for the beautiful girls shot so far.  'If I was so darn straight then by God...' is the exclamation which I received when asking about the shoots (of course not jealous at all!!!); it doesn't take a woman to acknowledge that the pictures are going to be spectacular.  The girls are wondrous, the photos divine and the event memorable!

Oh and of course one has 'given' Nicole the privilege to shoot one's self for 2014 – I mean it's not every day one can make you feel that you want to take one's clothes off in a matter of minutes ;D!

Girls and guys watch out for this beauty....and the calendar.......and yes you can buy in bulk!

Nicole's rant of the week!

Where has the English language disappeared too...

Nicole and I were discussing the wondrous world of texting!  She was exclaiming (almost ranting) of the use of 'haz' replacing 's' with a 'z'; which then fuelled a discussion of how lazy we have become when texting, messaging even emailing with friends and family.  Hands up I am also guilty of being lazy with words but sometimes time is of an essence and I do not want to be held up texting an essay if it can be said in 5 words!  Although I did come across a challenge when I received a message from our wonderful social forum site and felt I needed a text language dictionary to decipher the code!

It did get me thinking though, amidst this anti-text language rant....I have texted Nicole many a times in lazy word language...is she including me in her rant?  I thought to myself, quick, hide, type essays to her, stop blushing in guilt – make out its a disorder, copied from a mass of lemmings!  It is so funny to participate in a discussion which you can have all the views in the world on until you get to that point of realisation, that you are the very person whom you are ranting about!  Oops!

Moral of the texting saga – supply the recipient with a text language code book!

Homemade cooking.....a guest treat!

My beautiful stalkee (as I call her now), made me a beautiful, unusual cheesecake today topped with 'real' chocolate served on a simple but delicate side plate. Now what is the etiquette of eating cake when you are in the presence of a friend....nosh it all at once or delicately with a finger pointing to the heavens, eat (with a grand silver teaspoon) in small quantities trying hard not to spill any!

I tried the latter and then ended up dribbling chocolate down my mouth, quickly trying to wipe it away before Nicole looked up!!  Yes gracious is not my forte but most definitely is Nicole’s!

She was telling me of her love for cooking, her profound desire for healthy but beautifully tasting foods and her recent discovery of a raw desserts recipe cookbook (I must encourage her to keep making me one just so that I can see her love for all things raw and not at all because I am a huge fan of sweet things!).  This lady is one of many talents without a doubt; I ask myself if there is anything she cannot do!

Any funny situations at shoots?

Trailing off from food, she  mentioned a girl who had the urge to supplement her, shall we call them 'features', with chicken fillets on one glorious afternoons photo-shoot.

Just as the poses were becoming sexy, alluring and femme fatale like, with the bra strap being slipped off the shoulder to show a flash of beautiful skin, the guilty fillets in question literally plopped (in Nicole's words) 'out like a pound of potatoes'.  Can you imagine this scene!?

I have to say in the retelling of the story, Nicole did explode in a husky cluster of laughs which was just so infectious, that the episode and her laughter combined had me nearly choking on my cup of tea!

Brilliant and a classic YouTube moment!  Maybe we should add that to Nicole's list of talents.....filming fillet escapees!

Aprils challenge.....to impress Nicole!

I asked my stalkee, what has impressed her recently and her answer was 'two years ago when she met her super hero make-up artist'.  I mean, seriously, if I haven't impressed her yet with my stalker abilities then the rest of us are doomed!  So my mission for you gals out there is to impress Ms Klein!  Do it as you see fit, be adventurous, be wild, be sexy but we need to be successful.

I would be quite happy to meet up with you to form an 'impress the stalkee' allegiance, I can even bake and provide excellent sangria but we must succeed.  And then the exciting possibility is that when she comes to write her memoirs or her charming partner takes on the task, we may have the privilege of being mentioned even dedicated too!

So to admirers, stalkers, fans of Nicole, lest the challenge commence!  Go forth and impress the queen herself!

Dates for the diary....

As far as Jessica Rabbit meets reality, the sensational Ms Nicole A Lure (Klein) will be performing at the Blue Room Burlesque ‘A Night at theMovies’ in Northampton on 26^th of May – a wondrous cabaret musical act that must not be missed!

Buy your tickets by clicking here 

For a taster of her beautiful and alluring voice, check out the link below to her feature on Harry and Edna's 'On the wireless' radio show

Next time......

'Ms A Lure' to divulge an exciting new project, reveals where to meet her this summer and speaks about more calendar teasers

Good Grief!

What good is any blog that isn’t updated regularly?

No good at all! Exactly!

Well, I can only apologise that it has been such a long time since my last post, but time seems to just fly by.

There is so much going on and things are happening left right and centre that I can’t seem to find a few minutes to write something for you.

Okay…apologies over, I am writing now.

So what’s happened since June (oh hell)?

 

Stephanie did make a return to the galleries, of course. As it is quite a way for her to come to the studio, we threw in some modelling for Joanna’s Wardrobe at the same time, with some rather stunning results!

Looks like Joanna’s Wardrobe liked what I did and we went on shooting some more stuff with Catt Heels. Some current designs and some future attractions. I can only promise you there are some lovely things that will be available through their website next year.

So what else?

Plenty of new Hourglass Girls since I last posted.

There are Akasha, Sarah Lisa, Rachel, Honey, Kimberly and Jenny as the latest addition to the galleries. One more beautiful than the other. I always feel so privileged to meet and photograph all these gorgeous girls!

   Hourglass Girls Galleries

And?

I got an award! Yep, I am now an official award winning photographer.

I am really proud of this, it was the JADE special achievement award 2011.

‘It is our belief that Nicole has not only brought her own artistic creativity to photography and performance, but that in creating The Hourglass and bringing into the world of erotic art women of every size and shape she merits this award’

Not bad ey?

I finally made it to Goodwood Revival this year and I can only recommend it, if you haven’t been yet. There is so much to see, even if you aren’t particularly interested in vintage car racing. Lots of lovely stuff to spend money on. Of course I had to go and say ‘hello’ to the wonderful Katie from ‘What Katie did’ and I finally met the ladies behind ‘Vivienne of Holloway’ in person. It’s always good to put a face to a name you only know from emails and, I have to say, they are as lovely as their dresses.

Oh and not to forget, the 2012 Hourglass Calendar has come out and is available in the shop.

It’s a rather special creation this year called ‘A Pin up Fairytale’ and it features 12 Hourglass Girls and hand drawn backgrounds by my brilliant man John Coppinger!

Go and have a look and if you want a copy, don’t delay…it looks like they will be a sell out again!

Hourglass Shop